Beware the Fearsome Feminist

If ever you should lustly stare, 

Or pinch a stranger's bottom

Do mind, your short-lived confidence

Will quickly be forgotten

For a mean and deadly feminist

Awaits 'round ever corner

To grind you into sawdust

And restore the normal order.

Because, you see, the feminists 

Don't care for you or me

They only want us all to die

In a nice society

They want the evil men to burn,

The prissy women too,

And any girls who do not sport

The classic 'boy-cut' do.

So if you should opt for 'get some balls'

Or 'man up' to mean 'brave'

Run quick! Because

A feminazi fire is ablaze 

With a body of an all-consuming

Tidal wave of hate

That will crush you and the patriarchy 

In it's terrifying wake.

And if you should take deep offence

That 'some girl' could outdo you

(This ain't about competing

Cos girls like competition too)

Then beware the fearsome feminist

Who can see into your mind

And will eat your brains for breakfast

'Til there's nothing left behind.

But if you should befriend a girl,

Or anyone in fact,

And treat them as a person,

With no societal contract

Then, it's funny that, the feminists

Have seemed to settle down,

And would you know, they're staring back

From in the mirror now. 

- Emily-Rose